Euro E2E - The Route

Euro E2E  - The Route

Friday, 25 July 2008

25 July 2008

Friday 25 July 2008

Up and at em ready and raring to go at the very early time of 08:30. This was principally due to us skipping breakfast at the hotel and hitting the road without proper early morning fuel. We couldn't stand another altercation with the frosty bint at the hotel.

The plan today was for a 70 miler via Lublin, Poland ending in Sandomierz also Poland. The advantage of this, is it has us using secondary roads for the next couple of days which should help avoid some of the traffic.

Today, perfect cycling conditions; sun, roaring tail wind and few hills (to start with).

Dispatched the 10 or so miles into Lublin and battled through the rush hour and outskirts until we worked our way into the Old Town/town centre.

En route, we had our first altercation with Polish authority when we followed a bus through a no entry/buses only restriction to the Old Town.

Luckily this level of misdemeanour does not warrant 6 months in the Gulag and we were allowed on our way when we promised to walk the tandem through the pedestrian zone.

Breakfast was taken at a pavement café. This was somewhat unorthodox and involved large helpings of CAKE rather than any crappy cereal or whatever

Once complete we found our way to the IT (Tourist Info) bureau for details of accommodation on our planned route.

Horror of horrors, there was not just a lack of room at the stable but no blimmin stable(s) either!

OK, faced with a simple choice, we revised our plan to follow the bigger 'A' roads that we knew would have suitable digs somewhere along them. Unfortunately this also meant TRAFFIC though hopefully this will settle down over the coming weekend.

After spending far too long in Lublin, we hit the road again and battled our way out of the city.

The cycling was pretty straight forward and mostly with a really good tail wind. We stopped a couple of times in the heat for drinks and ice lollies whilst making steady progress towards our revised goal.

All was going well until around 14:30 when the heavens opened, again. There followed a violent thunder and lightning display accompanied by much wind and rain.

Fortunately, Tracey (Michael Fish) Goff, predicted the rain and we were (just about) safely in a bus shelter when the worst hit.

The wind was so bad, a number of trees lost limbs and we had a narrow squeak when a branch fell close to where we had just passed by.

After an hour or so, the rain eased and in full wets, we set off on our way again.

At this stage, we had about 25 miles to knock out before arriving in Opatow We were both feeling the effects of the heat, yesterday's high mileage and the reappearance of those pesky hills.

We dug in and damply dispatched the final miles before arriving at around 17:00.

On first pass, we didn't find any of the accommodation promised during our visit to Lublin IT and eventually we called into an open Pizza joint to track somewhere down.

A nice man 'kidnapped' Miles and drove him off in his car apparently to suitable digs. Tracey was left holding the tandem in the pizza restaurant car park.

In a jiffy, Miles was back and we cycled to the Motel and settled in. 'Luxurious' is not a word one would use, more like 'grim'.....

Dinner was taken in the aforementioned pizza joint and we walked back to our digs for a well earned early night.

Another significant milestone was reached during today's ride when we passed the halfway mark for our planned mileage. It's all down hill from here let's just hope the plan is accurate......!

Today again we put in a very respectable though damp total of 78 miles and 680m of ascent. Total trip 1891 miles.

More Southerly ramblings to follow.

Back soon. Miles & Tracey.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

24 July 2008

Thursday 24 July 2008

A pleasant evening was had at our hotel during which Miles made full use of the internerd facilities and Tracey enjoyed Eurosport. Later we both reported in to our respective mission controls in the UK - all seemed well enough at home.

During breakfast we were somewhat bemused when the Polish newscaster was replaced with a humping and groaning couple on the 52" plasma (that's a telly BTW not a porn star vital statistic)! Seems we had a bit of porn 'breakthrough' which would have made Tracey choke on her cornflakes if she had any.

After calming down, we left around 09:00, planning to reach the unfortunately named Polish town of Kock, approx. 60 miles away.

Clearly, our choice of destination had all to do with it's name and we have scoured our maps to plan similar visits to the towns of Tits, Bum and Fanny! Incidentally, we had already tucked away the town of 'Arce', whilst in Latvia. Double points to us.

Dry weather greeted us though rather overcast and very humid. The other major positive today was the reduction in the volume of traffic. This meant we could relax a little and enjoy both the cycling and the scenery.

We belted along Route 19 due south. After a couple of hours or so, we stopped at a roadside services for pop and choccy then later at a café for a coffee and more choccy.

Exchanged pleasantries with a group of Polish HGV drivers who were interested in our endeavours. We managed to conceal the fact that we now consider this breed to be on a par with the anti-Christ!

More cycling followed and we reached Kock around 15:00. We were disappointed to find another 'One Whore Town' that didn't seem to offer accommodation.

We opted to carry on and see what popped up.

A couple of miles later, what popped up on our radar was a very fancy restaurant indeed. We screeched Disharmony II to a halt and the mother of all CAKE fests followed. Fantastic quality CAKE later, we were ready to carry on.

During our feast, we'd been given some info on places to stay in the coming towns and villages.

We carried on, inspected the first recommendation and found it wanting so carried on some more.

This process was repeated a couple of more times until we decided our best bet would be to make for the next 'mega' city; Lublin.

Fuelled up at our recent stop, we got the hammer down and started to grind out the remaining 25 or so miles.

This plan came royally unstuck when 10 miles from our destination the heavens opened. Fortunately, we had just enough time to hide in a bus shelter but we still got soaked by all the standing water when we recommenced cycling.

A hurried plan review was carried out and we dived into the next hotel we passed. Luckily this looked both habitable and quite nice.

This view was somewhat tainted later during dinner when the snooty cow who was serving us decided being very rude was the Polish way to treat foreign guests. Well boo hoo to her!

All these shenanigans meant, today we put in a very respectable total of 91 miles and 345m of ascent. Total trip 1813 miles.

More Southerly ramblings to follow.

Back soon. Miles & Tracey.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Miles taking Disharmony II for a spin in the lobby of the fanciest hotel in Bialystok, Poland

Not the RED phone.......!

It rang, a voice said "Yuk yuk, howdy, Is thay't yooo Mayster Presidant Pootin? George Doubleya here......" etc etc.

Storks doing a stock check of undelivered infants....

Miles' natural home....

22 July 2008

Tuesday 22 July 2008

Just when the Lithuanian's had upped their game and sorted out the first meal of the day, the Poles go and let the side down. To ensure we were fully fuelled, we majored on the cereal part of breakfast and the cold meats/cheese/sloppy stuff was given a wide berth.

Hit the road shortly after 09:00, for a planned 60 miler to Bialystok, Poland.

Managed to avoid most of the morning hazards as we negotiated our way out of Augustow through their version of rush hour.

Even the weather played ball as we had some clouds, some sun and a side wind that didn't slow us up too much. Above all, it was DRY!

Hit the main A8-E67 and dug in for a good couple of hours graft before our first refuelling stop. Scenery very reminiscent of where we do most of our biking in the UK. i.e. Just like the countryside around Stamford and very nice too!

The café stop was considered a great success as we again both had double portions of CAKE and not just your common or garden Statoil cake but the real deal.

Feeling somewhat queasy, we put in another couple of hours of HGV dodging and arrived in Bialystok in the early afternoon.

We tried to get into our destination before the witching hour of 14:00 when swarms of nasty HGV's seem to take to the roads.The drivers having seemingly slept off their last great Yorkie indulgence or whatever else it is that seems to keep them from a normal days work.

We made straight for the IT (Tourist Info) bureau where we received exemplary help and booked into another very fancy hotel, apparently the best in town.

Within short order we had seen the end of the days Tour de France stage, showered, sauna'd and Jacuzzi'd and returned to our rather splendid room for some concerted gonking.

After a couple of hours, we took a turn around the town to spot somewhere nice for dinner. In this task, we failed miserably which proved to be a blessing in disguise.

Somewhat crestfallen, we returned to the hotel to eat. WOW!

Most will know, Tracey and Miles are foodies on the not so quiet and the meal we had tonight was FANTASTIC.

We've eaten in some pretty fancy places in our time and tonight's feast was as good as any of the Michelin star peppered places we normally frequent.

Bellies full, we returned to our room for some serious digestion.....

Total today another HGV infested 59 miles and 305m of ascent. Total trip 1656 miles.

More Southerly ramblings to follow.

Back soon. Miles & Tracey.